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maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

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mr-mahogany:

cassbones:

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

1.1 billion dollar website

1.1 billion dollar websitrogen

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mmtion:

on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character

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cis-siberianorchestra:

Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope.  I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.

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littleredstriderhood:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time in my english class the teacher gave us a written assignment to basically explain how the book we were reading ended and this one kid just wrote “with a period” and he got full credit

my english teacher told a story once how he told the class to wrote a 5 paragraph essay on a brick and a student wrote “5 paragraph essay” and taped it to the brick and he got full credit and the teacher still has this brick

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strikeraider:

deathviashowerskanking:

stopandsmellthedata:

ensanguinedbirdy:

thefandomlyfe:

justlaughit-off:

fancyrussiansushi:

heyitspj:

scuzzmutt:

what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs

they are trained to be the very breast

like no one ever bras

to catch them is my real chest

to train them are my tata’s

I will browse across the store

Trying on every size

Need training bras to understand

THE MAMMARIES INSIDE

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babypithair:

sammygetthesalt:

if you’re procrastinating and you know it clap your hands

i’ll clap later

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vibranium:

helloimashoutyman:

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

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meirannataku:

ibietreducis:

moonshoes-maggie:

thesciencewitch:

nerdfithers:

notxam:

enough pope jokes. time to get down to business

to defeat the nuns

Did they send me the Father when I asked for the Son?

You’re the holiest bunch I’ve ever met.

And you can bet before we’re through

Mister, I’ll make a saint out of you

Sometimes I really, really love Tumblr.

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