yo can we just take a second to talk about the gerenuk because I have just discovered them and they are my new favorite animals
look at that face, it’s so weird and squished and it looks permanently guilty? like it probably knows the launch codes but this lil fucker ain’t sayin shit
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
- CBS: *casts Lucy Liu to play character originally written as a white dude*
- Brinydeep Catfishbits fans: how DARE they!!! this is a travesty! a mockery of the source material! a fundamental betrayal of the spirit of canon and the essence of the character! Arthur Conan Doyle would be spinning in his GRAVE!!!
- Paramount: *casts Bassethound Cul-de-sac to play character originally written as desi*
- Bumpersticker Cardigan fans: jeez, calm down everyone, it's just ACTING. i'm sure they just picked the most talented actor for the role! Benny is so talented he could play any role, and the franchise should be grateful to have him!